1. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
2. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.
3. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
4. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
5. Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
6. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
7. Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
8. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
9. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
10. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
11. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
12. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
13. When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
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Stray Thoughts 
Deliciously Funny Puns! Somehow,my favorite is Dijon vu….. 🙂
re: #8 – me, too!
Funny! I like the Dijon vu too!!
I love it! “When you dream in color, it’s a pigment of your imagination.” Ha! Great! Have a wonderful week!
I like poultry in motion.
Happy TT.
Haha… I like #6
haha! I have to send the link to my Dad. He’s a glutton for pun-ishment.
Very cute! I love the picture of the roses below. Have a blessed day 🙂
Thanks for the chuckle this morning. I loved your list!
Hahahah! Funny list. 😀
Great list…
🙂
Excellent list. Rare to find someone else out there with an appreciation for the pun.
Great list! I like “Dijon vu” too, but within #12 is buried a seed of wisdom…hmm…perhaps I should pay attention.
i don’t know why exactly, but 11 was absolutely hilarious to me. seriously, my kids are trying to take a final exam, and i accidentally snickered aloud. 😛
great list! mine is up if you’d like to visit! 🙂
I’ve got to copy your list. Thanks.
LOL – great puns!!!
I loved your list, particularly nr 3, lol!
happy tt 🙂
I love these puns. Great TT.
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LOL – I so need a laugh…
So funny! I haven’t heard many of those.
Ha, ha, ha I copied this on my notepad, it’s just great ! I dye too, lol !
#12 is so true… 🙂 thanks for the read.
Mitch
What a great fun list! I love puns. I also took the Jane Austen quiz and found my herione type is the same as yours! Thanks for stopping by, and have a terrific weekend.
DK