OK, so there are more than thirteen, but I didn’t want to eliminate any more than I already did.
I received these in an e-mail some time ago and thought they were funny. Enjoy!
1. “I don’t want anybody stepping on anybody else’s thunder.”
2. “You can’t pull the sheep over my eyes!”
3. “That guy’s a bullhead in a china shop.”
4. “We don’t want this project to snowball into a can of worms.”
5. “We were up the creek in a hand bag.”
6. “It’s best not to open that can of wax.”
7. “Let’s pair up into threes.”
8. “I just thought myself into a corner.”
9. “We really need to hang on to our coattails to ride the waves of change.”
10. “Once you open a can of worms, they always come home to roost.”
11. “She grabbed the bull by the horns, and ran with it.”
12. “They were up a tree without a paddle.”
13. “He’s got too many oars in the fire.”
14. “We’ll tackle that bridge when we come to it.”
15. “I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.”
16. “You can beat a dead horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.”
17. “Those two get on like a horse on fire.”
18. “You’ve buttered your bread, now lie in it.”
19. “Grasping at the straw that broke the camel’s back.”
20. “Don’t burn your bridges till you come to them.”
21. “He’s been burning the midnight oil at both ends.”
22. “It’s as plain as the egg on your face.”
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22 Comments
April 19, 2007 at 10:00 am
I love #10 and the idea of roosting worms.
Happy T13
April 19, 2007 at 10:10 am
Cute…thanks for the giggles.
Catherine
http://angelfoodcakeisntacandle.blogspot.com
April 19, 2007 at 10:48 am
Those are great…Thanks for the smile
heehee
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April 19, 2007 at 10:49 am
Oh, those are wonderful! Thank you
April 19, 2007 at 11:52 am
Those are so good. I appreciate the *smiles* this morning.
Thanks for coming by my T13 too!
April 19, 2007 at 12:03 pm
These are such a hoot. Great to have a giggle in the morning after I’ve woken up to snow *sigh*
April 19, 2007 at 12:22 pm
Thursday Thirteen: Happy Garlic Day!
Today is Garlic Day, and to “celebrate” the day, I list here the functions of garlic
Garlic…
cleanses the blood,
maintains healthy bacteria in the bowel,
helps to reduce a fever,
is an antiseptic with antibiotic and antifunga…
April 19, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Pair up in threes! LOL Thanks for the humorous list.
April 19, 2007 at 12:46 pm
LMAO!!!!! Lying in his buttered bread… pulling a sheep over one’s eyes… what hilarious visuals! Thanks for sharing those.
Happy TT, and thanks for visiting my blog!
April 19, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Great LOL list!! Thanks for the smiles.
April 19, 2007 at 2:03 pm
I love mixed metaphors! I have a friend who says things like this fairly often. Great list. Visit mine when you can!
April 19, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Hehehe! Those are funny!
Happy TTing!
April 19, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I like #11…been there done that! lol
Happy TT!!
April 19, 2007 at 5:38 pm
FUNNY! And don’t we all need some funny!
April 19, 2007 at 5:50 pm
They are wonderful! I particularly like nr 7 because a) 7 is my lucky number and b) we are a family of three
happy thirteening!
April 19, 2007 at 9:54 pm
More fun than a straw full of monkeys that broke the camel’s barrel.
thanks for the read Mitch
P.S. just made that up.
April 19, 2007 at 11:33 pm
lol those are great, I’m gonna write them down
Happy T22!
April 20, 2007 at 6:40 am
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April 20, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Love #12
April 23, 2007 at 11:09 am
Great list! I love all of them, but #5 actually made me spill my drink. LOL
Welcome to T13!
April 28, 2007 at 7:38 am
Peace people
We love you