OK, these are really, really corny, but fun. Your kids might like some of them. They are not all directly related to Christmas, but they’re seasonal. The first one is my favorite. Enjoy
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What did the sheep say to the shepherd?
Seasons Bleatings!
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
I’m going out tonight !
What will happen to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
About a wick !
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow !
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball!
Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes
What do you call a polar bear that steals icebergs from other polar bears?
An ice-burglar.
What happens when Frosty the Snowman gets dandruff?
He gets snowflakes.
Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous?
Holly-wood.
What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
What do you call a cow in Alaska?
An Eski-moo.
Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Because snow man is an island.
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle !
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers !
1 Comment
December 16, 2006 at 4:44 pm
He he, Ice-burglers, he he!! My kids are out buying my Christmas present (I heard mention of socks with cars on them-yay for me), but they will love these and I will share them with them when they return [hope they are pretty cars:( ]