Thursday Thirteen: Favorite Q&A jokes

I had a serious one last time, so I’ll go with a funny one this time.

Q: What washes up on small beaches?
A: Microwaves.

Q: Where did the tree trimmer apply for a bank loan?
A: At the branch office.

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare line.

Q: What’s the most important thing to learn in chemistry class?
A: Don’t lick the spoon.

Q: What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: What do you call chicken in a hot tub?
A: Soup.

Q: Who wrote, “oh oh oy?”
A: The dyslexic pirate.

Q: What was the man who was just cloned say?
A: I’m beside myself!

Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because turtles have such tiny ears.

Q: What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A: Mississippi

Q: What did the porcupine say when it backed into the cactus?
A: “Mom, is that you?”

Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
A: “Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back.”

Q: What do you give the person who has everything?
A: A burglar alarm.

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